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Thrashing with the devil
04:18
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I'm thrashing with the devil, cause he's a party freak,
"one more beer and heavy metal" and he slaps you with his dick!
Then we go to vodka, and a bit of gin,
he's so drunk, texting Jesus to abolish all his sins.
We're tired of the weenie party so we call some chicks,
night is pretty young but we'll bless them with our dicks.
Smoking all the hash, moving on to weed,
I've got little cocaine, let's upgrade it with some speed!
Jesus comes and then he says what the fuck is this?
Should have call me sooner, so I could bless you with my piss.
There you go, in this unholy hour
taking out his cock and he wash us with a golden shower.
I can see that you're doing pretty fine,
but now excuse me, I'll go and make some wine.
As time slips away, morning comes near,
so here is the refrain that you all need to hear!
Hail Satan, thrashing beast!
Welcome to unholy feast!
Hail Satan, thrashing beast!
Six hundred fucking sixty fucking six!
Now we're sodomizing animals in bed,
take our pointy stick and drive it through their head.
People think that we are really nuts
but we feel so alive while we're swimming in their guts.
When the orgy's over, I'll be covered in their blood,
feels really good, like little piggy in the mud!
Take their insides so I can put them in the stove,
on two hundred degrees, I'll bake them semi-raw!
Hail Satan, thrashing beast!
Welcome to unholy feast!
Hail Satan, thrashing beast!
Six hundred fucking sixty fucking six!
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Fuck the law
04:32
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Fuck the police, they're piece of shit
when you really need them, they are never on the street.
But when you're having party, or just drinking beer,
they are demonstrating force, filling you with fear.
Servants of the law, which is written for the crooks,
taking all the bribes, put it on checkbooks.
Getting fatter every day on the backs of an average guy,
if you disobey, they'll force you to comply!
Fuck the law!
Fuck the judges, they are piece of shit
illiterate and dumb, on your wallet they will sit.
If you have more money, offer some to them,
you'll walk off free, free to cause more mayhem.
Servants of the law, which is written for the crooks,
taking all the bribes, put it on checkbooks.
Getting fatter every day on the backs of an average guy,
if you disobey, they'll force you to comply!
Fuck the law!
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Gorilla guerilla
03:32
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Have you ever watched a TV show
with some stupid hairy men?
Have you ever laughed and pointed your finger
in their idiotic face?
Some children dared to provoke them,
one of them made his stand -
driven with his primitive instincts,
he ate little child's hand
Well you better think again,
cause they are breed of gorilla men
and they might just come....
Gorilla guerilla - comin to kill ya,
gorilla guerilla - comin to rape ya
gorilla guerilla - comin to kill ya
gorilla guerilla - comin to rape ya
Abandoned by normal human race
they are left on their own,
gathered to claim their revenge
cause they are so fucking ugly!
You cant even see their pale skin
they are all covered with hair,
one barber tried to shave them
see if you can also dare...
After few years they became soldiers
good for fighting in woods,
they don't even need uniforms
they run around naked with guns!
Good camouflage keep them invisible
in rainforests around the world,
wearing machetas and evil AK's
you cant even see their turd!
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Bad taste!
03:26
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Riding through the space searching for some food,
interstellar vermin - coming to our neighborhood.
Replacing people with themselves to open fast food joint,
want to make more profit, this will be their stopping point.
Run away from alien, fall and break your head,
your brain falls out - doesn't matter, still not dead!
Put a belt around your head, make it really tight,
take the nearest weapon and go into the fight!
Bad taste, bad taste - coming here from outer space
Bad taste, bad taste - human life they gonna waste
Bad taste, bad taste - hurry up and call the A.I.D.S.
Bad taste, bad taste - send them back into the space!
Go into the forest, make guerilla war,
sneak into the alien house - troopers hit the floor!
Wear blue collar - it's their disguise,
drink their vomit, sip it up - to refuse it won't be wise.
Launch their house into the space, they try to get away,
get into the killing frenzy, Derek saves the day!
Bad taste, bad taste - coming here from outer space
Bad taste, bad taste - human life they gonna waste
Bad taste, bad taste - hurry up and call the A.I.D.S.
Bad taste, bad taste - send them back into the space!
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Toxic avenger
03:53
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He is just a normal American nerd,
he mops your club, he eats your turd.
His life is really shitty, his life really sucks
he can't even manage get a decent fuck.
When his work is finally complete,
there's a high school girl that he would like to meet.
Do you really think that he is playing doom?
Cause he likes to hang out in women locker room.
Toxic avenger - hop, hop, hoppity hop
Toxic avenger - kills you with a mop
Toxic avenger - his girl is blind
Toxic avenger - no, he doesn't mind
If you think he's weak - don't be so haste,
cause one day he fell down into a toxic waste,
that gave him awesome powers to fight the crime
he's so fucking ugly, you cannot escape on time!
If he walks on the street and see evil is in his sight,
he will run towards it and throw you a good fight.
You should better beware if you' re the evil maker,
cause toxic avenger will become your undertaker!
People on the street are afraid of him,
but they don't understand he's not evil or grim.
He drives a car, plays ball with rap singer,
but the other hand is always ready on the trigger!
He's bigger than a mountain, stronger than a rock,
he can smash your head like Flintstone from Bedrock.
After really hard day fighting the crime,
he goes home on dump, and I'm without a rhyme!
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Snowgrave
04:09
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Eternal winter,
thick snow -
plough passing,
filling the row!
Drunken Russian
with vodka in hand,
never dreaming
he will kiss the land!
Drunken Russian
under snow still breathing,
not knowing what happened,
not wounded nor bleeding
Freezing to death
he feels almost nothing,
not able to drink,
not concerned of rotting!
He takes a sip
dancing on the road,
not seeing plough
carrying white load!
While plough was passing
snow made him slave,
he landed in a row
lying in a snow grave!
When his friends
buried him in grave,
they didn't know
he might still awake!
When he got buried
he opened his eyes,
terror overwhelmed him -
he's still alive!
Completely in darkness
cannot move his legs,
eaten by madness
quick death he begs!
Scratching on wood -
nails and fingers bleeding,
soon the maggots
on his body will be feeding!
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No karate in the pit
00:51
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No! No! No! Karate in the pit!
No! No! No fucking kung fu shit!
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Endless fecation
03:43
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Will to dominate - our only guide,
massing the weapons for final strike!
Stand on our way - you will die,
we're on a way to build the ultimate...
Raging around this earthly globe
bringing destruction and death.
Endless war... With no control,
for unholy government.
Delivering pain, destruction and hate
nobody stands in our way!
When the bombs fall, meet your fate
death is coming with no delay!
Will to dominate - our only guide,
massing the weapons for final strike!
Stand on our way - you will die,
we're on a way to build the ultimate...
Drop the bombs to achieve the megadeth,
people run in pain fighting for last breath!
Lurking from the sky, no need for infiltration,
the only thing we want is global domination!
Delivering pain, destruction and hate
nobody stands in our way!
When the bombs fall, meet your fate
death is coming with no delay!
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