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Evilness from Underground

by Evil Joe

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01. Zombie Apocalypse 03:10
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Zombie apocalypse begins - now! We don't know why it started, we don't even know how! The only thing we know for sure is, wait for it.... There is no cure! CURE! Cure for disease is really far away, best thing you can do is stay out of zombies way! If it's just too hard to hide from the undead take the nearest hammer and bash them in the head! Zombies are coming, they want to eat your brain! Zombies are coming, making you insane! Zombies are coming, (just prepare) be ready for it! Zombies are coming - holy fucking shit!! Scavenge the dying, search for useful stuff, better make it sure that you have enough. When they become undead, they will need your brain. if they get you alive, you will feel the pain! Start to run for it, they're slowly walking dead, if they manage to surround you, run into the shed! Motorized lawn mower lies somewhere around, turn it on, mow some zombies and get that splatter sound! Zombie, zombie apocalypse x 4 Zombie apocalypse coming to an end, fistful of humans left and nothing to defend. Cities full of zombies wandering around, if you managed to escape, you're living underground!
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02. Nuclear Vacation 03:31
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I'm going on vacation in my house by the sea. Taking all my children and mother-in-law with me! My wife tells me it's gonna be all right, but before the day is over, she'll be swallowed by the night! Nuclear vacation - I want to explode, tie her to the rocket - send her down the road! Nuclear vacation - I'm going insane, my mental cells corrode - she's messing with my brain I take the fishing trip, but I forgot the bait. Good luck she's with me, I can direct my hate! Take the good old axe and chop her to pieces, so now I have the bait to catch all the fishes!
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03. MaxXximum Hell!!! 03:08
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We are soul collectors, coming to your place. Nobody expects us, we'll leave without a trace! Searching for good bargain, we think you'll do just fine. Don't try to overcharge us, your soul we will refine! Jump in to the pit, we carry souls to sell. Nobody will leave this place wellcome to the.... MaxXximum hell! Night was pretty good, so here we are again. It's impossible to hide, you will meet your end! Do you want to join us in our infernal ride? Satan may be picky, but we will let you slide!
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04. Tetsuo (The Iron Man) 03:25
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Grinding metal with his teeth, insert it to his thigh then run into the street! Insane screaming caused by maggots in his wound, frenzied running, my car sends him to his tomb. Didn't want to hit him, but now it's just too late. Getting rid of body, I cannot avoid my fate! Coming to my home, metalmorphose begins, cold metal steel now replaces all my skin! REF. Man of iron, Tetsuo is my name, not that Tony Stark, his iron suit is gay! Man of iron, I live in Japan, I don't eat no hamburgers, I'm not from USA! Having sex with my lady, I lost all control, had a fight together, she will take the fall! Stabs me in the neck thinks she had me killed, she impales on my dick - THE HEAVY METAL DRILL!! Transformation's over and now is complete, final fight with fetishist commencing on the street! Combine our forces and burn the world together Earth is now rusted ball - heavy metal leather!
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05. Trenchcoat superhero 03:05
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Jump into my outfit, snorting in some speed. Heading to the streets tonight to satisfy my need. Trenchcoat on my shoulders, I'm hiding in the bush. Take out my binoculars start to feel the rush. Watching random women, I'm afraid to talk to them, but lurking in the shadows makes me confident! Perverse superhero, trenchcoat is my cape I cannot resist as I start to masturbate! P-E-R-V-E-R-T - it is me! It is not my choice to be so alone, but hanging on the internet had to take the toll! Never mind the reasons, I continue with my mission, someone taps me on the shoulders - time for intermission. "Stop what you're doing, give me your ID! You're going to jail, and you're coming with me!" "Please officer, that women looks so fine, may I finish off, so I don't have to wine?" P-E-R-V-E-R-T - it is me! After few brief moments, he takes off his pants, but we don't touch each other because that would be gay! Staring into passing women now our joint expedition, the only goal we have is to shoot our ammunition! P-E-R-V-E-R-T - it is me!
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06. Hellbors (Neighbors from hell) 03:22
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I got new neighbors, and they came in from hell! Always wearing suits and ties, crazy stories they will tell! These people seem very nice, but it's only a disguise... Chorus Roaming! Around! Search for human sacrifice. Neighbors! From hell! You will pay the price! I went to their home to have some tea with them. Neat and polite, to hell I am condemned! I wanted to get up, I've got some work to do, but "you're not going anywhere, 'till we're through with you!" Paralyzed I am, cannot move an inch. Dark chanting now begins, on table I'm in clinch! Eerie portal opens wide, now I'm staring into void. Hell now awaits me, this fate I cannot avoid! Hi, how are you today? Do you want to join us for some tea and cookies, maybe? It'll be fun, we promise. You don't have to bring anything except your soul... I mean yourself! Here, we will certainly not do any satanic rituals on you... Really. Here is your tea, it doesn't have any drugs or something...
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07. Life hacks 02:12
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Want a happy wife? - get rid of your life! Get a good job - don't be a slob! Get a bigger check - the boss is breathing down your neck! Want to get pay? - Start working TO-day! No more Magic MTG, No more Wizards of the coast, no more things you like the most! No more smoking weed all day, no more drinking with your friends, no more fun, it all just ends! Want a happy life? - Get rid of your wife! Want to be a slob? - Just quit your lousy job! Want a bigger pay? - The boss is standing in your way! Want to be free? - Just listen - TO me! Go out smoke weed all day, go out drinking with your friends, only fun, it never ends! Only Magic MTG, only Wizards of the coast, only things you like the most!
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08. Basement Love 04:17
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You are so pretty, so beautiful to see, so I hold you down in basement, you cannot escape from me! You are so pretty, so beautiful to look, I don't have any pictures, so I'll hang you on the hook! I remember it was cold, wintery night, you were walking through the park alone, your eyes were filled with fright! I saw you and came closer, offered you some drink said don't worry I don't bite and gave you naughty wink! Protect you, infect you, and love you, you will never walk away from me! Forever, together, yeah, you should better - never walk away from me! You are so pretty, so beautiful to see, so I hold you down in basement, you cannot escape from me! You are so pretty, so beautiful to look, I don't have any pictures, so I'll hang you on the hook! You thought that I was nice, I had the biggest smile, but looks can be deceiving, now you see that I was vile. Drinking from my bottle made you my maid, eternally you'll be with me, in my basement altar you shall lay!
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09. Human Race - Waste of Space 03:39
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Human race - nuclear force, power plants meltdown, we have no remorse! Human race - drilling all the oil, tanker wrecks, oil spills water will just spoil. Human race - fight among ourselves, seeing who is stronger, shoot all bullet shells Human race - we are number one hunting till extinction, killing just for fun! Toxic waste is bleeding from the soil, nature's striking back at us with perilous recoil! Toxic waste is oozing from the ground, in this pile of shit, all humans will be drowned! Human race - spreads like disease, if there's something we can use last atoms we will squeeze! Human race - like cancer of the Earth, everything we will destroy, grind it into dirt! Human race - burning forests down, no more habitat, no animals around! Human race - we are number one hunting till extinction, killing just for fun.

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released February 17, 2021

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