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Mad trucker
03:12
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Pumping fuel through his vein,
he is brain dead or insane.
His big truck with wheels of steel
is riding the road with hunger to kill!
Women, men, girl or a boy -
he`ll squish your organs, run over your toy.
If there is laughter or any joy,
mad trucker is here to destroy
Mad trucker - shifting gear.
Mad trucker - sowing fear.
Mad trucker - he`s a mad man
Mad trucker...
Having no respect for human race,
knowing there is no better place,
he hits the gas, punch his horn
and runs over child that`s not yet born.
Sacrifice a virgin, run amok,
doesn't really matter, he'll impale you on his cock!
Try to escape, you cannot hide,
road is his home and welcome to this ride.
Mad trucker - shifting gear.
Mad trucker - sowing fear.
Mad trucker - he`s a mad man
Mad trucker...
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2. |
Evil Joe
03:18
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I is evil, so he said,
he never knew he'll wake up dead!
Evil Joe made his move,
killed motherfucker with a boiling stew.
You see this Joe, he plays in a band
and has a message he wants to send -
a pact with the devil he has made
that someday maybe he will get laid!
Evil Joe, Evil Joe
you will be my little whore.
Evil Joe, Evil Joe
you're not so evil after all!
Mr. Joe, evil or not,
one day well, he got caught!
Trial was brief, judge was quick -
sent him in cell with Mr. Thick
Mr. Thick was eating grape
and said to Joe: "I'm here for gang rape.
and Mr. Joe, i has an itch
you're gonna be my little bitch"!
Evil Joe, Evil Joe
you will be my little whore.
Evil Joe, Evil Joe
you're not so evil after all!
Finally, Joe got laid,
while wearing dress of a french maid.
from behind by Mr. Thick
Joe was screaming as if he was sick.
You see this story has a point
don't you ever smoke any joint,
or sign with devil evil pact
because your anus he will infect!
Evil Joe, Evil Joe
you will be my little whore.
Evil Joe, Evil Joe
you're not so evil after all!
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Ashley J
03:16
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He's going to the cabin
and there he'll meet his friends.
The cabin' s in the woods,
where fun just never ends!
His girl came with him,
they drove in his car.
Need to take a ride,
cause they came here from afar.
In the cabin lies a book
made from human skin.
It's called "The Necronomicon",
the biggest evil lies within.
Some guy read from it
chanting opened gates of hell.
Evil demons came to earth,
possessing human land!
Evil dead - coming here tonight
Evil dead - he will have to fight
Evil dead - killed everyone he knew
Evil dead - ran his chainsaw through!
Evil has no boundaries
it seems that they were right.
he has to prove them wrong,
send it back to hell tonight!
Evil dead possessed him too,
he bravely handled them.
cut off his fist put a chainsaw on,
sends them back to hell!
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Fucker from hell
04:09
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Because the midnight is his hour
when your pussy he'll deflower
he resides in depths of hell
where his soul has finally fell
you have chimed de demon's bell
so now you're gonna meet...
the fucker from hell x3
When he sees a mini skirt
his dick gets big, so big it hurts
thing that does not everyone know
you wear a stockings - you say go!
you have chimed de demon's bell
so now you're gonna meet...
the fucker from hell x3
Ponoć njegovo je doba,
kada diže se iz groba!
U osinje si gnijezdo takla,
jer on je...
jebač iz pakla x 3
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I'm going with my friends in my business suit,
hoping i will meet girl that's really cute.
I'll show her my suitcase, loaded with a cash
and then go somewhere safe to make bukkake splash!
I'll tie her to a chair or even toilet can,
pull her panties down and then she'll count to ten.
piss over her face and make her swallow shit
but the final thing she will not yet meet.
Nuclear bukkake anal massacre!!
nuclear bukkake apocalypse massacre!!
She has tiny hands but that's not an issue,
dick looks little bigger and now he wants to kiss you.
Her vagina is so tight that i almost came,
but I got one more verse so that'd be pretty lame!
Pulling out my gun with radiated sperm
check to make it sure that she's tied really firm.
shove it up her ass and fuck her really hard
and when she wants to cum I'll give her reward!
Nuclear bukkake anal massacre!!
nuclear bukkake apocalypse massacre!!
nuclear bukkake anal massacre!!
nuclear bukkake anal massacre!!
nuclear bukkake anal massacre!!
nuclear bukkake anal massacre!!
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Zombie pope
03:26
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Zombie pope is tearing your flesh
the bloody altar's gonna crash.
Dead altar boys are falling down,
'cause zombie pope is heading to town.
Possessed by evil satanic force,
he even fucked with a dead horse.
Together with a fallen altar boy
shoved his penis like a little toy!
His holiness is zombie pope -
you can't kill him with a rope,
just a bible in the head -
way to make this zombie dead.
After hard and really evil night
he will find another victim to bite.
But when it' s time for morning mass,
he will say that he needs to pass.
He'll fuck a virgin with an altar boy,
the devil's triangle, he will enjoy!!
Chop off her head to make him cry,
like a fallen angel from the sky!
His holiness is zombie pope -
you can't kill him with a rope,
just a bible in the head -
way to make this zombie dead.
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Turbo duck lover
03:07
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Far away there is a lake,
but don't go there for heaven's sake!
In that lake swims a duck,
swims a duck with human cock!
He's fast like rabbit,
and gifted as horse,
and after every nasty fuck
he lights a cigarette of course!
He drills every pussy,
from fish to a bear.
Wet or dry -
he just doesn't care.
I'm your turbo duck lover
for your holes there's no cover
If you ever see him ever near you,
your fate is written - he will rape you!
He's faster there's no time to run,
he will catch you and have his fun!
His brain is small but he don't care,
he will turn your dream to nightmare!
Once a monkey tried to make him friends,
but after that his life just ends!
He drills every pussy,
from fish to a bear.
Wet or dry -
he just doesn't care.
I'm your turbo duck lover
for your holes there's no cover
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Brainiacs on an institute
are working on the smart machines.
Building them for profit
to satisfy eternal human greed.
Built for rich to kill the poor,
all your needs we will ignore.
Invade your house, smash the door
you have nothing anymore
Push the button, make the war -
automated life is born.
In the ashes bodies torn -
human race exists no more!
Made too smart, now they understand
all human life they hold in hand!
Killing poor, killing rich
throw dead bodies in the ditch.
Determined to be unstoppable force
exterminating makers with no remorse -
efficiency their only goal,
they're smart machines that have no soul!
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9. |
Nuklearni holokaust
05:38
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Nuklearnim bombama zasut ćemo svijet,
pošaljte bombardere na finalni let!
Idu preko vode, nosioci smrti -
kad izbace teret, sav će život uvenuti.
Milijarde megatona otrova i zla,
Zemlju će nam prekriti nuklearna prašina.
Ciljevi su naši moć i dominacija,
svi će sada znati tko je glavna nacija!
Nuklearni rat - najveći na svijetu,
ništa neće popraviti nanešenu štetu!
Nuklearni rat - uništili smo sve,
zbog moći, dominacije - život sada umire!
Bomba je pala, gljiva se diže,
smrt i vječna agonija svakim trenom sve su bliže.
Ljudi svi umiru od udarnog vala,
tko je imo sreće postao je para.
Dim i radijacija ispunili su zrak,
tko preživi pri udar dobiti će rak!
Tijela se grče u agoniji i boli -
nema više boga- kome da se sada moli!?
Nuklearni rat - najveći na svijetu,
ništa neće popraviti nanešenu štetu!
Nuklearni rat - uništili smo sve,
zbog moći, dominacije- život sada umire!
Kad prašina se digne i zavlada zima,
ništa neće ostati osim pepela i dima.
Da dovrše posao, tenkovi će doći,
granatirati ostatke do duboko u noći!
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