Serial public masturbator goes on his weekly expedition, but something goes terribly wrong along the way
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Jump into my outfit,
snorting in some speed.
Heading to the streets tonight
to satisfy my need.
Trenchcoat on my shoulders,
I'm hiding in the bush.
Take out my binoculars
start to feel the rush.
Watching random women,
I'm afraid to talk to them,
but lurking in the shadows
makes me confident!
Perverse superhero,
trenchcoat is my cape
I cannot resist
as I start to masturbate!
P-E-R-V-E-R-T - it is me!
It is not my choice
to be so alone,
but hanging on the internet
had to take the toll!
Never mind the reasons,
I continue with my mission,
someone taps me on the shoulders -
time for intermission.
"Stop what you're doing,
give me your ID!
You're going to jail,
and you're coming with me!"
"Please officer, that women
looks so fine,
may I finish off,
so I don't have to wine?"
P-E-R-V-E-R-T - it is me!
After few brief moments,
he takes off his pants,
but we don't touch each other
because that would be gay!
Staring into passing women
now our joint expedition,
the only goal we have
is to shoot our ammunition!