I'm thrashing with the devil, cause he's a party freak,
"one more beer and heavy metal" and he slaps you with his dick!
Then we go to vodka, and a bit of gin,
he's so drunk, texting Jesus to abolish all his sins.
We're tired of the weenie party so we call some chicks,
night is pretty young but we'll bless them with our dicks.
Smoking all the hash, moving on to weed,
I've got little cocaine, let's upgrade it with some speed!
Jesus comes and then he says what the fuck is this?
Should have call me sooner, so I could bless you with my piss.
There you go, in this unholy hour
taking out his cock and he wash us with a golden shower.
I can see that you're doing pretty fine,
but now excuse me, I'll go and make some wine.
As time slips away, morning comes near,
so here is the refrain that you all need to hear!
Hail Satan, thrashing beast!
Welcome to unholy feast!
Hail Satan, thrashing beast!
Six hundred fucking sixty fucking six!
Now we're sodomizing animals in bed,
take our pointy stick and drive it through their head.
People think that we are really nuts
but we feel so alive while we're swimming in their guts.
When the orgy's over, I'll be covered in their blood,
feels really good, like little piggy in the mud!
Take their insides so I can put them in the stove,
on two hundred degrees, I'll bake them semi-raw!
Hail Satan, thrashing beast!
Welcome to unholy feast!
Hail Satan, thrashing beast!
Six hundred fucking sixty fucking six!