Song about the greatest superhero that ever lived - Toxic avenger!
lyrics
He is just a normal American nerd,
he mops your club, he eats your turd.
His life is really shitty, his life really sucks
he can't even manage get a decent fuck.
When his work is finally complete,
there's a high school girl that he would like to meet.
Do you really think that he is playing doom?
Cause he likes to hang out in women locker room.
Toxic avenger - hop, hop, hoppity hop
Toxic avenger - kills you with a mop
Toxic avenger - his girl is blind
Toxic avenger - no, he doesn't mind
If you think he's weak - don't be so haste,
cause one day he fell down into a toxic waste,
that gave him awesome powers to fight the crime
he's so fucking ugly, you cannot escape on time!
If he walks on the street and see evil is in his sight,
he will run towards it and throw you a good fight.
You should better beware if you' re the evil maker,
cause toxic avenger will become your undertaker!
People on the street are afraid of him,
but they don't understand he's not evil or grim.
He drives a car, plays ball with rap singer,
but the other hand is always ready on the trigger!
He's bigger than a mountain, stronger than a rock,
he can smash your head like Flintstone from Bedrock.
After really hard day fighting the crime,
he goes home on dump, and I'm without a rhyme!
credits
from Endless fecation,
released January 12, 2020
M. Vrljić, Evil Joe